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the blogger is back but her chips r down.
juz when she thinks life's getting beta... n that she ll have time to breathe life onto her blog... she found out... she is wrong!

i m beginning to wonder if my sense of optimism is essentially terribly flawed.
m i hoping for hope's sake ( cos it's a better option, juz so that i dun drown in melancholic gloom), that it is really juz building castles in the air? is my hope based firmly in God?


how big is the 'plank' in my eye, i wonder.


i never know life can outdo itself so "wonderfully", i outdo myself so masochistically.
the journey: the peaks juz gets higher, the pits juz gets deeper.

vocab: the word "busy" juz gets more n more comprehensive, expansive. i never thought my "busy" could be this "busy". my "busy" has grown. "busy" juz gets "busier", "shitty" just gets "shittier". if it was a stock, i would be rich from its appreciation. n i'd get more "shit" if i've invested in it.
(disclaimer: do not think that the blogger has used any offensive language in this entry. your shit may not mean the same as the blogger's. any similarity is purely coincidental.)

"whether" forecast:
monsoon season. continuing the spell of severe emotional "(d)rain for these 2 days, we can expect thunder and hailstorms with torrential rain on thurs and friday. taking cover is futile. it's the work of the Almighty. the real Almighty. not Evan Almighty.

whether the weather is cold,
whether the weather is hot,
you've got to weather the weather,
whatever the weather
whether you like it or not.

we now go for a commerical break.

have a break, have a bipolar moment!

had a gr8 (totally!) time with lily yesterday. went 2 her house, she cooked for 4 persons - she, me, me n me. managed to finish all except some shreds of green. (which her hubby claimed tasted like pesticide. which made me wonder "how'd he know?" u mean u noe how pesticides tastes like? i asked her to reply him if the incident repeats itself that he isnt a pest, so she isnt trying to kill him.) talked crap. i managed to praise her cooking to the skies and caused her to come under delusion that she is the world's best cook in bid of securing my position as her number 2 fan. she claimed 1. that i m the most Christ-like person she knows even imitating His words (well, she had said it with more punch) when i quoted "i've come to turn mothers against daughters...." when i told her i'll get her daughter to invite me to her wedding disregarding her objections on grounds that i had boycotted hers., (both she n i agreed that she'll continue to use that against me for the rest of our lives cos it's juz too good to let up. i'll always be guilt ridden!) 2. that i sprout things that make very good quotes (she asked me to repeat some, n was visibly trying to remember them). looked at wedding pics (hers n QW's). her wedding vid made me tear. specifically her answer to "how do you know he is the one?" i m a diehard romantic. n so is she.

thank you for staying with channel NUTS. we've come to the end of transmission. pls tune in again next time, whenever 'next time' is. all programmes are rated PG-(profuse gabbing). only for the discerning, not for the faint-farted.
*evan anthem plays* Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo-oooooooo mari kita rakyat......